The search for the perfect Kebab recipe

In my long days of summer, seeing as I have a very part time job (babysitting twice a week), I tend to spend a ridiculous amount of time on the computer. During this time, I look up things that have long irritated me, shop, facebook, blog, and watch Netflix (the 5th season of Bones isn't out, this is slowly destroying my life). I have been trying to find a Kebab recipe; no, not a Kebab recipe, a Kebab shell recipe, I have been unable to find such a thing, and it is another example of how the Internet has let me down. This may come as a shock to those of you who are in love with the Internet, but I really have no use for it.

True I do spend most of my time on here, but really I have about 4 websites I visit, (unless I am doing some rambunctious googleing, then I go on any number of sites... Must remember to figure out how to turn on firewall) so I tend to get bored quite easily. BLAST! another dead end, gah you elusive recipe I will find you and you will love me!!!

I know, I am obsessed, but with my family doing a weight loss competition, it seems all I can think about is food. GRRR. I've had cake twice today, yes I know I have no will power. As of this moment I am waiting for my television show to buffer, frustrating really, I mean blech! Why must it spend so much time loading? Oh yes that is right... BECAUSE I live in the middle of nowhere!!!! WAIT... I think I found a recipe!! Now I must find a sauce recipe! This is looking up.