Yeah... This is the Blog Post about a Boy

Ugh. Raally though, I know it isn't a big deal but I am an attention whore. I just wish he would text me back instead of playing video games :(

To The Mall

Part 1

Dress to Impress

A Light Show Of Wonder

I FEEL AWKWARD... An Adryan is reciting her poetry to be. Very awkwardly. Also Katie is angry that it is her birthday and no one has told her "Happy Birthday". Any where we are going to the Theatre and watch a light show. WHOOOO She gave me me insoles.

Adryan is now singing about how she wants to drug the beattles. Now it is insane!

TSM

Seriously? This is disgusting; I joined this stupid group to try to make friends that didn't have a penis. Unfortunately, I didn't realize I was joining a cult. The typical Sorority life portrayed by the movies is nothing compared to what happens in so-called "real life" (I put this in quotes because the life of a sorority girl is anything but real).

Girls spend more time working on Sorority events then in class, we can't use the oven because apparently we are too challenged to avoid burning down the house. (To be fair we do have a history of fire within our chapter, but really? We can't bake cookies for the frats? What will we do oh my god, I think I am going to die (insert sarcasm EVERY WHERE))

My version of a sit and chat is sitting with a sister and judging everyone passing by. TSM.

- MRS Candidate (Georgia)

TSM, or a "Total Sorority Move" is a website that my sisters LOVE to look at and laugh about; they say they laugh because it isn't true and it is so funny. But honestly, there are girls who feel the same way the MRS Candidate quoted above does. This is ridiculous, I don't understand this way of thinking. I am not in to the whole fifties house wife thing, I plan on making my own living, owning a cat, having a boyfriend, living in some shitty apartment in a huge city and enjoying every minute of this. What is going on with these people? WHY WOULD THEY NOT WANT TO MAKE THEIR OWN LIVING, DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND THAT IF THEY MARRY SOME BASTARD AND DEPEND ON THEM THEY HAVE NO CHOICE IN THEIR LIVES? DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND THIS?!?!?!?!

Really though, after the struggle that women have gone through to achieve equal rights, to gain the vote, to not be looked at as property. And pretty much everything that this society stands for is not that.

Embroidering my little's gifts myself because I can, not because I'm poor. TSM.

Beaus_and_Arrows (Michigan)

Comments From Website:

I can mow a lawn, but I choose not to, because that’s what immigrants are for.

Can I just ask “What the Hell??” Who acts like this? Why would you even say that? Both of these statements are completely out of line.

A) Sorry I wasn’t born into a family of a multi-millionaire.

B) Do you not realize that this country was made because of immigrants? That if you are any sort of nationality then you are a descendant of an immigrant? My god, does melting pot of cultures mean nothing to you people?

When I refused to skip class to help with recruitment, I was not allowed to talk to any of the "potential new members" and was banished to the kitchen.

When I get punished for missing events because I am in class, that is inappropriate. I am in college to learn and to gain experience. Not to be in a Sorority.

Theatre History Steals My Soul (and cookies)

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YOU GUYS!

No this is not legally blond. THis is just annoying. Right now we are talking about the correct structure in an academic paper. Not gonna lie after about 6 years of this bull shit I feel like this is useless. Exactly like this class. Also, I haven't bought the book yet, and it is the eighth week! What is wrong with this class my god.

A-ok sorry, extremely sick. Yeah, I'm really not that sick. But sick enough to make this class terrible and make me want to kill small puppies. Oh wait, that is how this class normally makes me feel.

I can't breath through my nose.